7..Hospital funny

a side story from the hospital ... while i was in there, this seemingly nice lady came along and was talking to me about things .... why i was in there ... and my this is going to make my LA 98 ladies laugh as it is laughable where she came to her conclusions... so below are the things she saw ... bruises everywhere, all over my legs , tummy and upper arms .. and landing in hospital .. i'm not real steady on my feet these days with my stuffed knees all stiff and very sore ... getting up and down the ladder .. and .. * ITS STEEL* and getting up the steep steps is not bloody easy for me ... i'm getting better but sheesh i don't do it often as you might well imagine ... soooo i've been getting bruises on my legs from bashing into them ... they are disapearing as i navigate them better these days... so anyway this bird sees all these bruises .. it tell her they are all from the boat we have a steel boat ... and that the ones on my tummy are from the injections in here for the blood thinners ... so she starts grilling me about keith ... i love telling our story so off i go telling her ... and she wouldn't believe me that keith wouldn't do anything like that to me ...he loves me too much ...he would never bruise me ... oh boy she just kept saying silly stuff like , yeah he would brow beat you into saying that ... i was literally fighting her about how good a man he is ... oh boy even now i'm shaking my head as to how she could think such a thing .... she must have seen some really bad things ... and still when i left she had the nerve to give me her card incase i needed to talk to her about things ... holy shit woman there is no way i'd be talking to her again...